Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

I can’t do this anymore. She’s such a flirt I can’t tell if she likes me or not and it’s driving me crazy. I know I should just ask her but I’m too much of a pathetic little bitch to just do it. I like this girl a lot. I wish I could just grow a pair and ask her out. But I’m on vacation now and she goes on vacation just as soon as I get back. So I’m not even going to get a chance to see her. I’m an idiot!!!! This sucks.